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The Ultimate Stand (continued)

The Ultimate Stand is not intended to inform the reader as to HOW to hunt, but more how NOT to hunt.  In this collection of backwoods lore, one encounters the humorous, the frightening, the bizarre, and at times, the sad, and hunts not even the Pearly Swamp Gang deserve.

So, pack your gear, jump in, and head for the Pearly Swamp with us and become a member of this Jackpine Fraternity as another season approaches.

What Readers are Saying

"My son refused to read until I gave him your book.
Now I can't get him to put it down!" ~ P.S., Bloomer, WI

"My grandson really likes 'Weak-Eyes.'" ~ S.O., Rice Lake, WI

"I want to thank you Mert.  When I lost my Dad, I sat
and read your poem -- it really helped." ~ E.G., Greenwood, WI

"Mert, Dad and I enjoyed your first book so much.  I read it to
him in the rest home and we both laughed until we cried." ~ J.F., Menomonie, WI

"Thanks Mert, you said it for all of us." ~ J.S., Ladysmith, WI


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The Nehr-Bit Lodge, Burnett Co., WI

Back home, Weak-Eyes Sweeney tells it like it was.

Barney on stand


Remember son... there's a lot more to deer hunting than going home with a buck.